Engineering Qoutes, Jokes Or Tricks?? hehee

[MR. JUAN]

ako? msunget? hindi ah...

kunwari pa2.. Ms. Sunget !!!   

[Lenjei]

kunwari pa2.. Ms. Sunget !!!   

hindi ah...

  behlat!

[MR. JUAN]

hindi ah...

  behlat!

Same to you...   (gawin ko ng lima para madami )

[Lenjei]

Same to you...   (gawin ko ng lima para madami )

niaaway mo ako.... 

[MR. JUAN]

niaaway mo ako.... 

D po...db friend tayo ?  .

Nang-aasar lng po 

Peace po !!!   


Gud night.. See yah.. 

[Lenjei]

cge po.. may klase p ko eh.. hehehe.. ingats!

[0hñ33n]

 

ok ok..

Bawal Away dito hee hee

gtxr2.ren sorry po ngayun lng ako kareply..  tpos di ko pa nsososlve panay

programming po muna ako sa PIC huhuhu im gona die

lubog pa po ako sa thesis kasi pero salamat sa mga nag post dito

 

thanks for making this topic hot ehehehe...

More Quotes, Jokes and Tricks coming pag natapos po ung thesis...

*cross fingers* sna nga matapos huhuhhuuu   

anyways... hehe lenjei and MR.JUAN wag na away.. hee hee 

peace tyu wahahaa....

[Lenjei]

di po kme nagaaway ah...  hehehehe...

[ring2]

hehe astig yung mga poems...malagay nga sa school pub namin..

[graSS]

How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?    
 
 
   
Dear Bo$$  
   In thi$ life, we all need   $ome thing$ mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under $tanding of the need$ of your worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company .
 
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
 

  $incerely Your$,
         gra$$
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The next day, the employee  ;Dreceived a nice reply like this :
 
 
  Dear gra$$
 
 
   I kNOw that you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt  doing  NOticeably well as yet .
 
NO w the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into 
aNOther recession. After the   NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad .
 
I have  NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean .
 
Yours truly,
Manager 

[bluegirl]

hahaha.. nakakatuwa naman 2ng thread na ito

[nomad]

May ala ba kayung mga koleksyun ng engineering quotes, jokes and tricks??


post naman kayu dito oh 

Kahit pa corny ng pinaka corny yan hehehe...

Sna marami malagay dito hehe i cant wait to tell this to my classmates ahahaha


May alam akong isa

Trick Category:

How Do You prove this:
1=0

paganahin na anglahat ng engineering skills at most especially algebra powers hehehehe!!!

malamagn sa ibang tao jan corny to hehe..

try lng po,.. 


1=0;
 
let:
 
1=x              :(sort of a "chain rule" ^^,.v)
0=y

               x=y

     [x-(1/2)]=[y-(1/2)]

 [x-(1/2)]^2=[y-(1/2)]^2

x^2-x+(1/4)=y^2-y+(1/4)

1^2-1+(1/4)=0^2-0+(1/4)
   
            1/4=1/4

he he,...
la lng,...

[pretzel]

sa heaven, naglaro ng taguan si einstein, pascal and newton.

taya si einstein, kaya nagsimula na sya magbilang..
einstein:1,2,3...

nagtago na si pascal, si newton naman nagdrawing ng 1mx1m na box at umupo sa drawing nya

natapos na magbilang si einstein kaya nagsimula na sya maghanap.
tapos nakita nya si newton..

einstein: huli ka newton! ikaw na taya!
newton: hindi ako si newton, ako si pascal.
einstein: pano mo naman nasabi yun?
newton: di ba, 1 newton per meter squared is equal to 1 pascal? kaya si pascal na ang taya!

wahahahaha, trip nila.


di ko alam kung meron na nito dito, or narinig nyo na dati, basta favorite ko yan

[casper.ECE]

may nkpag-post na ba nito before???


I fear that I will always be a lonely number like root of three...
A three is all that's good and right, why must my three keep out of sight...
 
Beneath a vicious square root sign, I wish instead I were a nine...
For nine could twarth this evil trick, with just some quick arithmetic.
 

I know I'll never see the sun, as one-point-seven-three-two-one (1.7321)...

Such as my reality...a sad irrationality...

When hark is what is this I see...another square root of three...

 

This quietly come waltzing by, together now we multiply...

Form a number wwe prefer, rejoicing as an integer.

 

We break free from our mortal bonds, and with the wave of magic wands...

Our square root signs become unglued, your love from me has been renewed

[felhart69]

Ay Puto! prang nrinig k n yng poem n yn eh! s movie m yn knuha?

[haris]

let x=y;

x+x-x=y+y-y

2x-x=2y-y

2x-2y=x-y

2(x-y)=(x-y)

2=1

so what i d0nt care, i think 2=infinity.

no

education=study=infinity

ohh by the way

study=fail

[pishboy]

Correction:

Let:

 x = 1
 y = 0

   y^2 = xy         
 
   x^2 - y^2 = xy - y^2  /* (1 = 0) ! */
 
 rationale:

  (x - y) (x + y) = y ( x - y)

 by law of algebra, we cancel least common denominator.. (x-y)

 therefore,

 (x + y) = y

Let:  x = 1 and y = 0

hence,

        1 = 0 

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pumutok na ata ulo ko...........

[piona]

^

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 1 = 0


 

[emj_e2]

x=y                                                                                                                                                                                                                 

2(x-y)=(x-y)                                                                                                                                                                                                                   

2(0)=0                                                                                                                                                                                                                 

zero=zero...                                                                                                                                                                                                  

[piona]

Let:  y = 0    x = 1

yy = xy = 0  
 
 y = xy/y  (cancel y)
  
 y = x    

 0 = 1

yeheey!!