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« Reply #100 on: September 03, 2008, 12:21:54 PM » |
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na recieve mo ba, sinend ko premyo?
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« Reply #100 on: September 03, 2008, 12:21:54 PM » |
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« Reply #101 on: September 03, 2008, 12:35:08 PM » |
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hehe.. kaya ko kaya? hehehe...
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« Reply #102 on: September 03, 2008, 02:53:45 PM » |
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Okay! Okay!!! Boy and Girls.. this will be your MATH PROFICIENCY FINAL EXAM for your NCEE Review
Problems:
1> Johnny has an AK-47 with a 40 round clip. If he misses 6 out of ten shots & shoots 13 rounds at every drive- by shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he attend before he has to reload? What is the maximum number of people he can hit?
2> Jose' has 2 ounces of cocaine. He sells a 8-baLl to Ricky for $320, & 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram. How many ounces does he have left? What is the street value of the remaining coke?
3> Rufus is pimping three girls. If his cut is $65 per trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can support his $800 per day crack habit?
4> Jerome wants to cut his 1/2 lb. of heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces will he need?
5> Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy, & $100 for a 4x4. If he has stolen 2 BMW's & three 4x4's, how many Chevy's will he have to steal to make $1000?
6> Raoul is serving 6 years in prison for murder. He was paid $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out of prison (w/ time off for good behavior /overcrowding) & how many years will he get for killing the bitch that spent his money?
7> If the average spray can covers 22 square feet & the average letter is 8 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray if he steals 3 full cans of paint & finds 1 can of paint 1/3 empty?
8> Hector knocked up 6 of the girls in his gang. There are 28 girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls has Hector knocked up?
9> Thelma can cook dinner for her 16 children for $7.50 per night. She gets $234 per month welfare for each child. If her $325 per month rent goes up 15%, how many more children should she have to keep up with her expenses?
10> Salvador was arrested for dealing crack & his bail was set at $25,000. If he pays a bail bondsman 12% & returns to Mexico, how much money will he lose by jumping bail?
END OF EXAM
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« Reply #103 on: September 04, 2008, 05:06:35 PM » |
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some girls require time and gold, hence girls = time*gold time is gold so , girls = time*time time is money, so girls = money^2 money is the root of all evil, so girls = (sqrt(evil))^2 girls = evil  Girls are not evil actually.. binago lang ung proposition.. kaya pala medyo familiar ung proof of equation.. eto ung original, send din lang iyan sa akin iyan sa email as Fw:  enjoy!  |
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« Reply #104 on: September 04, 2008, 05:08:55 PM » |
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Girls are not evil actually.. binago lang ung proposition.. kaya pala medyo familiar ung proof of equation.. eto ung original, send din lang iyan sa akin sa email as Fw: enjoy! parang gnun din un eh.. haay.. eh pag papalitan ng men ang women gnun din un..  beeehhhh |
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« Reply #105 on: September 04, 2008, 05:13:12 PM » |
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« Reply #106 on: September 04, 2008, 05:14:56 PM » |
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parang gnun din un eh.. haay.. eh pag papalitan ng men ang women gnun din un.. beeehhhh oh iha' anjan ka pala.. wala ka bang klase? |
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« Reply #107 on: September 04, 2008, 05:15:56 PM » |
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meron po.. hehehe..mya n ko pasok, hindi p po ko sinusunso ditu sa library eh.. hehehe...
kau huh? glit b kau sa mga babae?? hahahah!!!
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« Reply #108 on: September 04, 2008, 05:18:35 PM » |
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meron po.. hehehe..mya n ko pasok, hindi p po ko sinusunso ditu sa library eh.. hehehe...
kau huh? glit b kau sa mga babae?? hahahah!!!
ndi ah' kamusta naman ung project nyo.. tapos na ba.. |
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« Reply #109 on: September 04, 2008, 05:26:49 PM » |
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ndi ah' kamusta naman ung project nyo.. tapos na ba.. un pong hotel, aus n.. un nxt project po n parking lot, on going p din po.. hehehe... |
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« Reply #110 on: September 04, 2008, 05:30:47 PM » |
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cge pagbutihin nyo iha' ... gud-luck sa project.. |
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« Reply #111 on: September 04, 2008, 05:32:45 PM » |
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cge pagbutihin nyo iha' ... gud-luck sa project.. thanks po.. bket po hindi kau post ng picture nyo?? hehehehe.... |
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« Reply #112 on: September 04, 2008, 05:40:56 PM » |
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thanks po.. bket po hindi kau post ng picture nyo?? hehehehe....
ah un ba.. baka ma-in luv ka sa akin iha' ... luv-less pa naman ako hehe'  Nope.. I will remain 'anonymous' I just hope u understand.. who am I or where I came from.. it doesn't matter.. What's important is we're all here together sharing different set of experiences and sharing of knowledge with other members.. That's the spirit of this forum.. |
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« Reply #113 on: September 04, 2008, 05:43:03 PM » |
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hehe... ok po.. hihihi... |
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« Reply #114 on: September 04, 2008, 05:48:49 PM » |
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I will remain 'anonymous' I just hope u understand.. who am I or where I came from.. it doesn't matter.. What's important is we're all here together sharing different set of experiences and sharing of knowledge with other members.. That's the spirit of this forum.. Parang masaya nga pag-anonymous.... my excitement ...alis ko n PIC ko...hehehehe |
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« Reply #115 on: September 04, 2008, 05:58:30 PM » |
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nyak>.. may gnun p... hahaha! gayagaya! ... beehhhhh..... |
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« Reply #116 on: September 04, 2008, 06:03:17 PM » |
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nyak>.. may gnun p... hahaha! gayagaya! ... beehhhhh..... Kanya-kanya lng ng trip yan sa buhay.. Ngayon kung paki2alaman mo yung iba eh.. Ewan ko na lang kung anu ang tawag sa iyo |
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« Reply #117 on: September 04, 2008, 06:09:49 PM » |
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Kanya-kanya lng ng trip yan sa buhay.. Ngayon kung paki2alaman mo yung iba eh.. Ewan ko na lang kung anu ang tawag sa iyo sunget ah....  |
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« Reply #118 on: September 04, 2008, 06:16:08 PM » |
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sunget ah.... Parang ikaw po... nyak>.. may gnun p... hahaha!
gayagaya! ... beehhhhh..... ...di ba ? |
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« Reply #119 on: September 04, 2008, 06:21:54 PM » |
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ako? msunget? hindi ah... |
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